The Bicycle Touring Professional In Swaziland – Bicycle Touring Professional

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Crossing into Swaziland was straightforward, however a police officer on the border stopped me earlier than I had formally crossed the gate and entered the nation.

“What do you have got in your baggage?” he requested me.

To which I replied, “Garments, tenting gear, meals. Nothing essential.” I didn’t need to let him know I used to be carrying a laptop computer pc, two costly cameras, an exterior laborious drive and an entire host of comparable high-tech tools.

“The place are you going to sleep tonight?” the officer then requested.

“I’m not precisely certain,” I instructed him. “Do you have got a advice?”

He went on to clarify that I ought to cycle about 20 kilometers down the highway, flip left after which inquire on the native police station. I instructed him I might do precisely that, regardless that I had no intention of doing such a factor.

The person lastly lifted the gate for me at this level… and I rolled my bicycle onto the dust highway in entrance of me. I regarded up and noticed nothing however dust. I used to be in Swaziland!

The solar was setting already setting by the point I entered the nation. I wanted to discover a place to camp for the night time, and I wanted to do it rapidly. However I didn’t need to camp too near the border. That’s all the time an enormous no-no. So I cycled about 10 kilometers down the highway, cycled up a small hill, descended right into a small, but crowded valley, after which started in search of a spot to sleep.

Like Lesotho, there have been folks virtually in every single place in Swaziland… and this made discovering a non-public place to camp for the night extraordinarily troublesome. The place there weren’t folks, there have been cows, barbed wire fences to maintain the cows inside, or folks tending to their cows.

Throughout my first two hours in Lesotho, the solar set rapidly and I made my approach by way of a number of small villages. I finished and spoke with the locals and took images of among the avenue children.



Simply earlier than dusk, I noticed a path main by way of the bushes to my left. There have been homes and other people on the hillside to my proper, however the land on the left aspect of the highway regarded prefer it was seldom traversed by the locals. When nobody was trying, I pushed my bicycle off the highway and made my approach by way of the thorny bushes on my left-hand aspect.

Now out of sight from the highway, I wandered round for a short time in search of a spot to pitch my tent. I settled on a spot deep within the underbrush. There have been thorn bushes in every single place and I scratched myself repeatedly whereas erecting my camp for the night.


As quickly as my tent was pitched, I climbed inside and the sky fell darkish.

I used to be woken early the subsequent morning by the sounds of the native villagers. They have been up and wandering round simply as quickly because the solar got here up. I, nonetheless, was slightly slower to get away from bed.

Not desirous to be found, nonetheless, I quickly rolled out of my tent and commenced packing up. When my bike was loaded, I listened for footsteps within the space and when issues appeared clear, I walked my bike again by way of the thorn bushes and onto the principle highway. I used to be noticed by a younger man on my left as I emerged from the bushes, however by that point it was too late. I used to be on my bicycle very quickly and biking down the highway, heading north and never understanding when, or if ever, this dust highway would finish.


Biking on this bumpy, rocky and generally sand-covered dust highway was not straightforward. I used to be going extraordinarily gradual, generally even having to get off the bike and push as a result of I couldn’t cycle by way of the gentle sand.


Regardless that it appeared as if I used to be out in the midst of nowhere a lot of the time, there all the time appeared to be somebody strolling up or down the highway with me. Each bend within the highway appeared to supply one other particular person. I questioned to myself a number of occasions whereas biking by way of Swaziland the place they have been all coming from.


After passing by way of a small village the place 50 or so folks have been merely sitting round and doing nothing, I used to be adopted by a small group of boys. Operating after me with no footwear on their toes, the younger males ultimately caught as much as me and requested about my travels. A few of the boys requested me for meals at this level, however I instructed them I didn’t have something to present. Nonetheless, the boys chased after me on my bicycle.



One of many boys stop working after some time. Then one other. Quickly there have been solely two barefoot runners left. They ran quick, stepping on giant rocks and shards of glass as if they couldn’t really feel a factor. I felt unhealthy for the boys, however knew that I might do nothing within the second. I simply wished them to cease chasing me. “I’ve to go,” I instructed them. “You higher return house.”

I picked up the tempo and in just a few seconds they have been gone.


The dust highway I used to be driving on was lengthy and complicated. At a number of factors all through that second day I might come throughout a fork within the highway and never know precisely which approach I ought to go. There have been no highway indicators and asking the locals for instructions proved pointless. They’d ask me which village I used to be going to. I didn’t know the names of any of the villages, so I didn’t know what to say. However ultimately I selected the right paths. I merely headed north at any time when the highway break up in two. This was generally tougher than you would possibly assume.

At one level in the course of the day I noticed three younger boys emerge from the bushes on the left-hand aspect of the highway. That they had clearly noticed me coming and so they ran to the roadside to get a greater have a look at me.

As I approached, I deliberate on stopping to speak to the younger males, however as I drew nearer I noticed that one of many boys had a large machette-like knife in his hand. The factor was 16+ inches lengthy and gnarly as hell.

As an alternative of stopping, I pedaled quicker. I moved away from the younger boys, picked up the tempo and dashed down the highway.

I knew that the younger boys have been in all probability simply carrying the knife to chop their approach by way of the thorny bushes which might be throughout the nation. Or possibly to kill snakes? However I’ve heard of vacationers (and even different bicycle vacationers) in Africa being hit within the legs and arms by folks carrying machettes in Africa, and I didn’t need to turn into the sufferer of one other story like this. My rule is that this: if you’re carrying a gun or knife, I don’t go wherever close to you (though I do generally break this rule – I strive to not).

So I dashed away from the three younger boys, however as quickly as I cycled previous, they began chasing after me!

The began chasing after me… and so they began yelling, “Give me cash! Give me sweets!”

I sprinted up the highway to a degree the place I used to be far out of their attain, slammed on the brakes, rotated, and rapidly took the boys’ photograph. See beneath. The boy on the left in carrying the knife that I used to be so afraid of. After snapping this image, I returned to the bike and sprinted as rapidly as I might down a close-by hill, throughout a small river, after which up the embankment on the opposite aspect.

These boys have been simply considered one of many individuals in Swaziland that I encountered on the highway carrying giant machetes and generally even larger weapons/instruments.


It was an extended, however comparatively pleasurable day on the bike, however I used to be getting extraordinarily soiled.


At among the river crossings in Swaziland I might look to my left or my proper and see small teams of boys and med washing themselves clear within the river water. They’d simply be standing there although, utterly bare, not caring in any respect if the opposite males close to them, folks on the highway, and even I noticed their non-public components. I noticed extra penis in Swaziland than I’ve seen in every other nation. However unusually, I didn’t see even a single bare girl. “Perhaps the ladies bathe in non-public?” I assumed to myself.

It was an extended, gradual day on that dust highway in Swaziland. And I’d cease often to cease to the locals who wished to know the place I used to be from, the place I used to be going and the place I used to be sleeping at night time.



Whereas I used to be by no means really alone, as a result of there appeared to be folks in every single place, I used to be capable of get slightly little bit of privateness on the highway at occasions. This was one thing I had been unable to do in Lesotho, and it made my time in Swaziland far more pleasurable.





That lengthy, dust highway in Swaziland was enjoyable for the primary 50 kilometers or so. However after that I started to get sort of sick of it. My bike was dealing with the highway simply effective, however the progress I used to be making was so extremely gradual. The highway was washboard and sandy. There have been vehicles and vehicles passing on a regular basis that blew dust and sand into my face and eyes.

Vehicles hauling cattle emitted a horrible smelling warmth. A warmth so terrible it practically knocked me unconscious on just a few events.

The truck within the photograph beneath was going so slowly that I used to be capable of cross it on my bicycle. The boys driving on the again had a grand previous time me as I cycled previous.


I hadn’t showered now in additional than three days. My pores and skin consisted of a number of lays of sweat, sunscreen, useless pores and skin cells and dust.


On one notably bumpy stretch of highway I campe throughout a big bus that had clearly damaged down. All the bus’ passengers have been unfold out on the roadside and nobody appeared to be doing a lot of something. Perhaps they have been simply ready for an additional bus to come back and save them?

Once I pulled up on my bicycle, everybody within the space stopped what they have been doing and starred. A person with shaggy hair approached me and stated one thing. I couldn’t perceive him and I instructed him so.

“I’m sorry, I can’t perceive you.”

This obtained an enormous snort from everybody within the crowd.

The person continued speaking to me, however I had no concept what he was saying. It appeared, nonetheless, that I used to be the brunt of some sort of joke. So as a substitute of sticking round for much longer, I simply jumped again on my bicycle and continued on my approach.

The folks starred at me as I continued down the highway and I assumed to myself, “I’ll in all probability get to my vacation spot earlier than you do. At the least my bicycle is working – not like your bus.”


A number of kilometers down the highway, I noticed a gap within the bushes to my left and regardless that I might have simply cycled for an additional two hours or so earlier than it obtained darkish, I assumed that I had higher take the chance to camp proper now. I won’t get one other alternative like this additional down the highway.

So when nobody was round, I pushed my bicycle off the highway and right into a thick maze of bushes on the left-hand aspect of the road. A number of hundred meters again within the thorn bushes, I discovered a flat piece of floor on which to pitch my tent, and that is the place I spent my second night time within the nation.

Within the morning, I used to be woken by the sound of individuals within the space. Earlier than they obtained too shut, I went to the restroom on a close-by tree, packed up my bicycle and returned to the dust highway. In response to my map, I in all probability had not more than 15 kilometers in entrance of me earlier than I might hit the principle freeway main into Swaziland’s capital metropolis of Manzini. Certainly this highway to the capital can be paved!

However the final 15 kilometers on this bumpy dust highway have been removed from straightforward. They could have been the longest 15 km I’ve ever ridden.

At one level, I pulled to the best aspect of the highway, hoping to take a meals break within the shade of a close-by tree. As I moved to the best aspect of the highway, I hit a big patch of sand and the entrance wheel of my bicycle took a pointy flip to the left. I might really feel myself falling, however for no matter motive, I used to be unable to get my left foot out of the clips on my pedal. My whole physique slammed to the bottom on my left-hand aspect and my whole physique was immediately coated in sand and painful little pebbles. Once I stood as much as clear myself off, I noticed that I had lower open my knee fairly badly. I had blood dripping from my knee to my ankle, however I didn’t have any further water on me to scrub the wound. I wanted each drop of water in my water bottles to drink. I used to be extraordinarily dehydrated and my objective from right here on out was to easily discover some water.

On the subsequent little village I encountered, I went inside a tiny roadside market and requested whether or not they would settle for South Africa Rand, as a substitute of the native Swaziland cash. I hadn’t seen an ATM machine or a financial institution since coming into Swaziland, so I didn’t have any of the native forex.

The younger woman behind the counter (in all probability no older than 14) stated “No.” They didn’t settle for South African Rand.

“Do you have got any water that I might have?” I requested. “I actually simply want some water.”

With out saying a phrase, the lady walked to the opposite finish of the shop after which bent down behind the counter so I couldn’t see her. A second later, she emerged once more, holding a small cup (the dimensions of a big tea cup) full of water she had pulled from a basin.

It appeared as if she anticipated me to drink instantly from the lower. Perhaps that’s how she and the remainder of the folks (her household) working available in the market drank their water.

As an alternative, nonetheless, I instructed her I might be proper again. I ran exterior to my bicycle and grabbed two of the water bottles off my bicycle, then ran again inside.

I handed the woman my two water bottles and with out saying a phrase, she rapidly went about filling up my bottles.

The younger woman had saved my day… however as you’ll uncover in an upcoming weblog publish about my keep in Malalane, South Africa… this water could have come again to hang-out me.

Now not petrified of dying of dehydration, I returned to my bike for the previous couple of kilometers of dust highway biking.

On a brief, however steep downhill, I let the bicycle coast at excessive pace whereas a big business truck handed me on my proper. The truck kicked up every kind of dust and as I handed by way of its cloud, I closed my eyes and ducked my head, doing my greatest to maintain the flying particles out of my eyes. I wasn’t actually watching the place I used to be going.

It was at this second, flying downhill at excessive pace with my head tucked and my eyes virtually closed, that I hit a big patch of sand. Instantly, the bicycle got here to a whole cease. I used to be lifted off the bike, flew over the handlebars, did an entire 360 diploma flip within the air and amazingly, unbelievably, landed on my toes, however working downhill at full pace, virtually falling on my face.

Once I had recovered, I regarded again at my bicycle laying within the sand behind me. The again of the bicycle had lifted itself virtually totally over the entrance, then landed on its proper aspect. I had scratched the fabric on the highest of my handlebar bag and twisted the bar finish shifters on the bicycle’s left aspect, however apart from that, the bicycle was effective. I too was okay. I don’t know the way I did it, however I had carried out a complete entrance flip and landed on my toes. If solely I had had the accident on video. I’d have one million views on YouTube by now for certain!

Taking it fairly gradual after that, I lastly crossed an extended concrete bridged after which rolled onto the pavement within the tiny city of Siphofaneni. The photograph beneath reveals the place the dust highway ended and the paved highway started. Once I hit the paved highway, I felt fantastic!!!


After stocking up on meals and water in Siphofaneni, I continued north. I cycled up the MR8 towards Manzini, turned proper on the MR3 (which was a really busy freeway with no shoulder in a number of components), after which turned left on the quiet MR5.




About 15 kilometers down the MR5, I discovered an open spot that regarded best for tenting. When nobody was trying, I pedaled my bicycle by way of a small gate and into an space the place cattle have been clearly tended.

I pitched my tent in an space surrounded by timber and thorn bushes and climbed inside simply as quickly because it started to rain.


Once I woke the subsequent morning, the wind and rain had handed, however the sky was darkish and overcast. It regarded prefer it would possibly rain at any second, however I wished to press on. I knew that if I cycled laborious, I might simply be in another country by the tip of the day.

Whereas I used to be having fun with Swaziland far more than I had loved my time in Lesotho, I nonetheless felt a excessive lack of privateness. Privateness, as I might be taught from my experiences in these two international locations, is one thing I worth quiet loads – in all probability greater than most different folks.

The folks in Swaziland have been good and pleasant and largely simply curious. A few of them had requested me for cash or noticed me as nothing greater than a white man with cash, however they approached in a way more right down to earth approach once they did method me for money. They weren’t practically as threatening because the folks I had encountered in Lesotho.

Even so, I wished to return to South Africa. I used to be uninterested in answering the identical few questions on my bicycle touring adventures and I used to be mentally carried out with my bicycle tour in South Africa. As soon as I reached Kruger Nationwide Park (which I might attain by the tip of today), my bike tour can be formally over. This present day in Swaziland can be my final official day of bicycle touring in southern Africa.

However earlier than I might hit the highway, I needed to patch my bicycle’s entrance tire. I had a flat! I had run over an enormous thorn.

On the finish of the MR5 I turned left and stuffed up my panniers with foods and drinks at an area grocery store the place I snapped this photograph of those two boys taking part in pool. Pool is a well-liked recreation in South Africa (and apparently in Swaziland too). I’ve seen pool tables throughout southern Africa. Lots of them outside and in horrible situation.


Additional up the highway I finished to make an adjustment to my bicycle’s left pedal. Whereas doing so, the boy within the photograph beneath came visiting to me and watched. He didn’t say a factor till I spoke to him… and even then it was troublesome to get him to say very a lot.




Once I stopped to take a photograph of a goat, the lady within the photograph beneath known as out to me from a distance, “Why are you taking an image of that goat?”

It was a great query. A query I wasn’t certain easy methods to reply.

“Simply to doc my travels,” I instructed her. That appeared to fulfill her.

After taking an image of the goat, I took this image of her… and her footwear (which have been comprised of the fur of a springbok).


Additional down the highway I noticed this middle-aged man carrying a heavy pile of wooden on the again of his bicycle. He smiled as I snapped his photograph.


Later, these two younger girls known as out to me as I cycled previous. The woman on the best did slightly dance that I did not catch on my digital camera. It was a very lovely second… and I missed it. Like so most of the experiences I had in Swaziland, South Africa and Lesotho, the expertise was captured not on movie, however solely in my head.


Not more than 10 kilometers earlier than exiting Swaziland, I snapped this photograph of those three girls strolling towards me within the shoulder of the highway.

After taking their photograph, the ladies approached and requested for cash.

“What are you able to give us?” the lady within the blue shirt stated.

“I don’t have something to present you,” I instructed the ladies, “However I can inform your story after I get house.”

I’m unsure in the event that they understood what I used to be saying, however that appeared to make them cease their requests for Swazi money.


5 kilometers earlier than the border I met this group of barefoot boys. They stated they have been going to go play soccer someplace close by. None of them have been sporting footwear and their legs have been filthy with darkish purple dust.


Three kilometers earlier than the border, the highway fell away utterly and I needed to carry my bicycle over a small creek that had washed away the highway. Motor autos have been being despatched a number of kilometers across the impediment, however as a result of I used to be on a bicycle, I used to be capable of merely leap over the small stream that was now working by way of the center of the highway.

On the border I needed to wait in a brief line to have my passport stamped. As soon as it was stamped by a big 300+ pound girl, she handed my passport again to me and requested for my autos license plate quantity.

“I’m on a bicycle,” I instructed her… regardless that I assumed that might be apparent seeing as I used to be sporting a bicycle helmet, a bicycle jersey, and my bicycle was in view within the distance behind me.

“Okay,” she stated… after which pointed me out the door.

I returned to my bike, grabbed it by the handlebars after which pushed it previous the gate. My time in Swaziland was over… and I used to be again in South Africa!


It was one other 30-40 kilometers from Swaziland to the town of Malelane, the place I hoped to spend the night. So regardless that it was already effectively previous 2 PM and it regarded prefer it would possibly rain at any second, I continued on with the objective of constructing it to Malelane by dusk.

The primary ten kilometers have been flat and simple, however the final 30 km appeared to stretch on without end. There have been some small hills to climb, I used to be extraordinarily drained, and the wind was starting to blow. I used to be certain that each flip within the highway was the final, however every new bend produced one other flip. The mountains by no means appeared to finish and the visitors was rising.

Lastly, I hit the freeway, turned left and sprinted into Malelane. I had made it! I used to be on the southern-most entrance to Kruger Nationwide Park. I had efficiently cycled by way of Swaziland and my bicycle tour in South Africa was formally over.

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